Cool Sayaris

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.

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Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai

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Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,
COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

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Aap itraate bahut ho dil ko behlate bahut ho,
Sochte hai apko Dinner per le jaye,
Par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai,
kyunki tum khate bahut ho...!!

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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak
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..Fair & Lovely sasti hai.

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DOSTI KI DASTAN
Aansu tere nikle , Aakhen mere ho
Dil tera dhadke , Dhadkan meri ho
Khuda kare humari dosti itni ghehri hoki
Naukri tu kare Salary meri ho .

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry….why
Coz guruji told him musibat jitni choti ho utna aacha hai

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Mohabbat jab pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai
Dusri baar hojaye to aapnapan hai
Tisri baar hojaye to dewanapan hai
Phirbhi baaz na aao to kaminapan hai

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A dog was chasing a sardar and the sardar was laughing
A bystander : why ru laughing ? sardar : I have a
Airtel phone but still hutch network is following.

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Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ?
Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye
Aur subha chalijaye