Some Old Jokes

 

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE.....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".

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Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.

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Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib 
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!

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Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi..... ..
Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz

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Udas lamhon ka na koi malal rakhna

Tufan main bhi wajod sambhal rakhna

kisi k liye shart-e-zindagi aap ho,

kisi ki khatir he apna khayal rakhna