Aap Ke Liye...
Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqumkaro...bakwaas mat karo !!!
Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ? Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge
Pathan Ladki se: I Love you ! Ladki:Tameez se baaat karo Pathan: Bismilllah Hir rehman Nir Reheeem, with due respect I beg to say that "I Love you".
Galib ne GF ko date par bulaaya aur wo late ayi. GF: sorry, I am late. Galib: Falak pe chand sitaaron ko neend aa rahy hai, dossri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahy hai.
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