10 principles for Peace of Mind..

1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked.
Most of us create our own problems by interfering too oftenin others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of God.. God has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way. All men or woPublish Postmen act the way they do because God within them prompts them that way. Mind your own business and you will keep your peace.

Some Old Jokes

 

Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE.....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".

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GOOD BAD AND WORSE (HUMOR)

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can`t find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them

Cool Sayaris

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

...Between The Age Of 15 - 20... A Woman Is Like "Africa"...
...She Is Half Discovered, Half Wild...

Can you pass this Interview ?

INTERVIEW REJECTS

So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?

C: I have.

E: Is he working Locally?

C: No. He is working Overseas.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!

C: Why?

E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Shanxi Province in China.

Life is Same...

20 year back - School bag.
Today - Office bag.

20 years back - Lekhak Note book.
Today - HP Note book.