23.12.10
1.12.10
Aisi Apni Wife Ho......
5' 6" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
27.9.10
Some Laws Newton forgot !
Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
17.9.10
15.9.10
Dedicated to all Bachelors..
Long live Bachelors
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
Do You Know??
* Ants never sleep.
* Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, because of this, they cannot move their eyes.
* Owls have eyeballs that are tubular in shape, because of this, they cannot move their eyes.
1.9.10
Jokes for you
Aap Ke Liye...
Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqumkaro...bakwaas mat karo !!!
31.8.10
10 principles for Peace of Mind..
1. Do Not Interfere In Others' Business Unless Asked.
Most of us create our own problems by interfering too oftenin others' affairs. We do so because somehow we have convinced ourselves that our way is the best way, our logic is the perfect logic and those who do not conform to our thinking must be criticized and steered to the right direction, our direction. This thinking denies the existence of individuality and consequently the existence of God.. God has created each one of us in a unique way. No two human beings can think or act in exactly the same way. All men or woPublish Postmen act the way they do because God within them prompts them that way. Mind your own business and you will keep your peace.
13.8.10
Cool Sayaris
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.
9.8.10
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
...Between The Age Of 15 - 20... A Woman Is Like "Africa"...
...She Is Half Discovered, Half Wild...
Can you pass this Interview ?
INTERVIEW REJECTS
So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....
Story I
E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.
6.8.10
Life is Same...
20 year back - School bag.
Today - Office bag.
20 years back - Lekhak Note book.
Today - HP Note book.
Today - Office bag.
20 years back - Lekhak Note book.
Today - HP Note book.
31.7.10
How to Know When a Woman is Interested in You
It may be hard for some people to read exactly what a woman wants by her body language. Some people however never seem to have a problem with this, and always seem to get all the women.
How to become an Ideal Friend
Its not easy becoming a friend or making one because a friend is not a state of mind. Its real and its in your face. A friend is someone who makes your life worth its while a little more than yesterday. While everybody has their own definitions of a "friend", the long and short of it is we all need friends to make our lives better. We at TheHolidaySpot value our friendship as much as you do and would like to share our ideas of how to become an ideal friend with you, for if wasn't for you we wouldn't be where we are today.
20 Interesting Facts about Boys
1.Crying is blackmail.
2.Boys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
3.Boys want you to give us space in relationship and not stick like a gum every time.
4.Boys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
2.Boys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
3.Boys want you to give us space in relationship and not stick like a gum every time.
4.Boys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
28.7.10
Some Cool Jokes 4 You
Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
************ ********* ********* *********
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
************ ********* ********* *********
Kaun Banega Karorpati with Santa Singh
The Story So Far...
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend". Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next.... J
Sardar in Paris
A Sardar furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand
the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see
what he could find.
the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see
what he could find.
27.7.10
INTERVIEW TIPS
Interview TipsAll that hard work sending out résumés has finally paid off and you've been called in for a face-to-face job interview. Congratulations! This is an important next step in your job search. It's also your only chance to make a lasting first impression. On the day of your interview, sweating palms and stomach butterflies are to be expected. But you can reduce your stress level by knowing some common mistakes that interviewees make when meeting with potential employers -- and avoiding them. |
8.7.10
TEN WORST GIFTS TO BUY A WOMAN
1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything but suck the life out of you, anything in a infomercial. The only wise choice is a new washing machine with a turbo spin cycle. (Makes laundry day go by pretty fast when you can at least sit on it during spin-dry and end up smiling the rest of the day.)
21.4.10
20.3.10
This is Attitude
IF AN EGG IS BROKEN BY AN OUTSIDE FORCE..A LIFE ENDS. IF AN EGG BREAKS FROM WITHIN...... .LIFE BEGINS.
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .
GREAT THINGS ALWAYS BEGIN FROM WITHIN .
Santa aur Banta
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
सोमवार बनाएं पैसा, मंगलावर को सेक्स से करें तौबा
सोमवार बनाएं पैसा, मंगलावर को सेक्स से करें तौबा
यू तो हर दिन अपने आप में कुछ खास होता है और हर इंसान की जिंदगी में दिनों का अपना अलग अलग महत्व है। लेकिन पिछले दिनों हुए एक अध्ययन में सप्ताह के सात दिनों के बारें में कुछ रोचक आकड़ें सामने आए है जो अपने आप में बहुत रोचक और अलग तरह का सकेंत देने वाला है।
18.3.10
राम का letter सीता के लिए पंजाबी में
प्यारी सीता,
मैं itthe raji ख़ुशी से हाँ and hope ke tu v ठीक ठाक hovengi,
मैं itthe raji ख़ुशी से हाँ and hope ke tu v ठीक ठाक hovengi,
11.3.10
Haste Raho
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
असली-नकली की पहचान
सोलोमन के ज्ञान के चर्चे चारों ओर थे। एक बार ईथोपिया की रानी उसकी परीक्षा लेने गई क्योंकि उसने सुन रखा था कि सोलोमन पृथ्वी पर उस समय सर्वाधिक ज्ञानी व्यक्ति हैं। रानी ने एक हाथ में नकली फूल लिए, जो बड़े कलाकारों से बनवाए गए थे और दूसरे हाथ में असली फूल लिए। नकली फूल इतने सुंदर बने थे कि असली को मात कर दें। वह दोनों फूल लेकर सोलोमन के दरबार में पहुंची।
2.3.10
New Jokes
राजन - मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ अंजली।
अंजली - मेरी माँ इस प्यार-व्यार को ठीक नहीं समझती, तुम ही बताओ मैं क्या करूँ?
राजन - मैं माँ से नहीं, तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ अंजली।
अंजली - मेरी माँ इस प्यार-व्यार को ठीक नहीं समझती, तुम ही बताओ मैं क्या करूँ?
राजन - मैं माँ से नहीं, तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ अंजली।
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22.2.10
My Name is Khan
Rizwan Khan (Tanay Chheda) is a Muslim child who grew up with his brother Zakir and his mother (Zarina Wahab) in a middle class family in the Borivali section of Mumbai. Rizwan is different from the other children and no one, including his mother, can understand why.
21.2.10
Gadhe Ki Baat
Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: "Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!"
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: "Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai." Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya "Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!"
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: "Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai." Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya "Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!"
20.2.10
Bihari - Independence Day Speech
A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the school assembly onIndependence Day. Here's his dynamite speech : |
19.2.10
New Jokes
राजन - मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ अंजली।
अंजली - मेरी माँ इस प्यार-व्यार को ठीक नहीं समझती, तुम ही बताओ मैं क्या करूँ?
राजन - मैं माँ से नहीं, तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ अंजली।
अंजली - मेरी माँ इस प्यार-व्यार को ठीक नहीं समझती, तुम ही बताओ मैं क्या करूँ?
राजन - मैं माँ से नहीं, तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ अंजली।
18.2.10
17.2.10
Myths of IT
will notice that the moment you say that you are an IT guy, they have
already made some assumptions about you.
16.2.10
Best Friendship
और दोस्तों क्या हाल हैं आपके मैं हमेशा से सोंचता हूँ की दोस्त हमारे सबसे करीब होते हैं और हम अपने दोस्तों से अपने दिल की हर बात करते हैं और अपने दिल की हर बात अपने दोस्तों से ही share करते हैं ! आज की post भी मेरी दोस्ती पर ही लिखी गयी है वैसे मेरे दोस्तों की संख्या ज्यादा नहीं है स्कूल से लेकर आजकत मेरे काफी दोस्त बने मगर समय के साथ नए दोस्त मिलते गए और पुराने दोस्त दूर होते चले गए लेकिन जो अच्छे दोस्त थे वो आज भी मेरे पक्के दोस्त हैं.
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